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i found this the other day. i guess i never finished it. not that i had any idea where it was going.


god i miss wazard. i'll be back, old friend. i promise.

apologies.

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after about a months absence, i am FINALLY BACK SORT OF! yay?

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the holidays come earlier for kids still in school and people without proper jobs (that's me!)! the rest of you, get back to work!

MERRY WHATEVER AND HAPPY SO FORTH!

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coming up next...

this just in...

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DATE OF BIRTH.

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okay so even this completely nonsensical comic took a good couple of hours. wtf. next comic im drawing with my eyes closed... whatever happens, happens.

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im going to be busy for the rest of the month. that being said, i will actually have more updates per week. im dropping the quality by 10 and turning up the random to 11. which basically means im going to start with something completely random, and hopefully it will conclude with something that makes some kind of sense (but probably not).

so for the next couple of weeks, there will just be a bunch of really random crap. like this lovely piece of example. but who knows, maybe something funny will arise (for a change).

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punchlines. pfft.

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had a bit of a comic drawing-mental-block/frustration/breakdown experience yesterday. drew about 3 half comics and just didnt like any of them. then i remembered the point of this comic blog was to ignore that feeling. but i was too tired to draw anything to post. and now, turtles!

if my pizza delivery was about an hour late, and the pizza delivery guy comes up to my door and tells me he was mugged by the ninja turtles, i would tell him the turtles are situated in new york (stupid!) and not tip him. HOWEVER, if he said shredder and his foot soldiers are in LA for some stupid but kinda predictable reason (ninja celebrities world domination?)...

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bleh. coffee.

so im sitting at a starbucks sipping starbucks juice (sounds kinda gross) and stealing (not really) their internet and wishing i brought my wacom tablet with me. yes, i still dont have internet at my new place. but at the very least, the new place seems nice. seems. im sure something terrible will happen eventually. like a giant kraken (sorta redundant) out of the toilet. that would actually be kinda awesome. i would also have nowhere to live.

id leave you a picture or doodle or something, but i dont have any. oh wait, i have this:


eh... it looks better when it actually moves.

anyway, my point is, i will be delayed further. but hopefully, i will be able to find internet throughout the week and post things then. maybe not awesome things since im still unpacking, but things nonetheless.