WAZARD.

monster candy_077?

2010-04-09T18:54:00.001-07:00

i found this the other day. i guess i never finished it. not that i had any idea where it was going.

god i miss wazard. i'll be back, old friend. i promise.

apologies.

2010-01-21T13:37:00.001-08:00

monster candy_076

2010-01-13T09:09:00.000-08:00

after about a months absence, i am FINALLY BACK SORT OF! yay?

monster candy_075

2009-12-15T14:22:00.000-08:00

the holidays come earlier for kids still in school and people without proper jobs (that's me!)! the rest of you, get back to work!

MERRY WHATEVER AND HAPPY SO FORTH!

monster candy_074

2009-12-09T19:17:00.001-08:00

coming up next...

2009-12-06T22:49:00.001-08:00

this just in...

2009-12-05T20:52:00.001-08:00

monster candy_073

2009-12-02T23:55:00.001-08:00

DATE OF BIRTH.

2009-11-25T18:53:00.000-08:00

monster candy_072

2009-11-22T01:24:00.001-08:00

excuses_00forgot+8

2009-11-19T21:59:00.001-08:00

okay so even this completely nonsensical comic took a good couple of hours. wtf. next comic im drawing with my eyes closed... whatever happens, happens.

excuses_00forgot+7

2009-11-18T10:15:00.001-08:00

im going to be busy for the rest of the month. that being said, i will actually have more updates per week. im dropping the quality by 10 and turning up the random to 11. which basically means im going to start with something completely random, and hopefully it will conclude with something that makes some kind of sense (but probably not).

so for the next couple of weeks, there will just be a bunch of really random crap. like this lovely piece of example. but who knows, maybe something funny will arise (for a change).

monster candy_071

2009-11-13T17:43:00.000-08:00

punchlines. pfft.

excuses_00forgot+6

2009-11-11T09:58:00.001-08:00

had a bit of a comic drawing-mental-block/frustration/breakdown experience yesterday. drew about 3 half comics and just didnt like any of them. then i remembered the point of this comic blog was to ignore that feeling. but i was too tired to draw anything to post. and now, turtles!

if my pizza delivery was about an hour late, and the pizza delivery guy comes up to my door and tells me he was mugged by the ninja turtles, i would tell him the turtles are situated in new york (stupid!) and not tip him. HOWEVER, if he said shredder and his foot soldiers are in LA for some stupid but kinda predictable reason (ninja celebrities world domination?)...

monster candy_070

2009-11-05T18:22:00.001-08:00

monster candy_069

2009-11-03T15:54:00.001-08:00

wolf boy_008 side B

2009-10-30T09:21:00.001-07:00

wolf boy_008 side A

2009-10-27T19:22:00.001-07:00

excuses_00forgot+5 [STARBUCKS]

2009-10-23T17:10:00.001-07:00

bleh. coffee.

2009-10-21T14:03:00.000-07:00

so im sitting at a starbucks sipping starbucks juice (sounds kinda gross) and stealing (not really) their internet and wishing i brought my wacom tablet with me. yes, i still dont have internet at my new place. but at the very least, the new place seems nice. seems. im sure something terrible will happen eventually. like a giant kraken (sorta redundant) out of the toilet. that would actually be kinda awesome. i would also have nowhere to live.

id leave you a picture or doodle or something, but i dont have any. oh wait, i have this:

eh... it looks better when it actually moves.

anyway, my point is, i will be delayed further. but hopefully, i will be able to find internet throughout the week and post things then. maybe not awesome things since im still unpacking, but things nonetheless.

behold.

2009-10-15T13:47:00.000-07:00

no new comic today. full comic tomorrow-ish. but i do have this announcement...

UPDATE: actually, no internet for a while because i be moving. boo hoo.

monster candy_068 [the search for friends]

2009-10-14T18:31:00.000-07:00

excuses_00forgot+4

2009-10-13T22:04:00.000-07:00

apologies.

monster candy_067

2009-10-08T20:08:00.000-07:00

monster candy_066 [the search for friends?]

2009-10-06T15:39:00.000-07:00

in a giant bucket...

2009-10-05T23:59:00.000-07:00

"...did you bring your coat?"

jimi hendrix makes my friend poop.

2009-10-03T19:32:00.001-07:00

it's like an unfortunate kind of magic.

anyway, just wanted to say that the painting i have been working on is almost done. regular updates will return next week (with maybe a little something later tonight or tomorrow).

keeping you up to date is my reason for being. that and all the other things i do.

excuses_00forgot+3

2009-09-29T19:17:00.001-07:00

soo... the idea was kind of funny at first, but somehow i managed to accidentally turn it into the creepiest thing ever. but since ive got nothing else to show at the moment, enjoy?

still painting btw.

excuses_00forgot+2

2009-09-23T14:58:00.001-07:00

excuses_00forgot+1

2009-09-22T19:19:00.001-07:00

gonna be working on paintings for a week or two, so comics are going to be a touch more nonsensical and a bit less original for a while longer. too bad? maybe? biscuits?

excuses_00forgot

2009-09-20T17:36:00.001-07:00

to be more honest and accurate, i have a lot of painting to do. so there. HONESTY.

monster candy_065

2009-09-15T21:00:00.001-07:00

monster candy_064 [the search for friends]

2009-09-12T17:50:00.000-07:00

monster candy_063

2009-09-09T10:03:00.001-07:00

i cant possibly be the first person to make this joke.

monster candy_062 [the search for friends]

2009-09-06T16:42:00.000-07:00

see here for details.

monster candy_061

2009-09-02T11:24:00.000-07:00

yes i know.

2009-09-01T20:15:00.000-07:00

i need to update. i am aware. but good lord is it HOT. holy crapsticks is it hot. flaming begonias is it hot.

2 late comics coming soon.

monster candy_060

2009-08-25T21:04:00.001-07:00

monster candy_059

2009-08-21T10:32:00.000-07:00

monster candy_058

2009-08-19T10:26:00.000-07:00

probably the most awkward comic ive ever drawn.

wolf boy_007

2009-08-16T08:00:00.000-07:00

astronomical delay!

2009-08-14T11:29:00.000-07:00

the update is coming! so much on my plate for some reason! why?!??!?! no really. it's coming. i can taste it. in my soul. my soul tastes like it's going to update soon. yes, my soul updates on occasion. and yes, i've tasted the sweet taste of updates before. they taste sweet. like my soul. i guess. whatever.

shrinking children.

2009-08-10T05:58:00.000-07:00

monster candy_057

2009-08-07T07:52:00.000-07:00

where in the world..?

2009-08-05T08:21:00.000-07:00

guess where i am! i'll give you a hint, i can't update!

i've managed to proxy my way in and post this message, but posting an image is a little too much computer-doing to figure out, so screw it for now. i'll get in up real soon. maybe later today.

in the mean time, i'd love to show you some videos i enjoy, but unfortunately, youtube is blocked as well. i would show you some of my favorite flash animations, but guess what, newgrounds is blocked too. HURRAY!!

oh and i can't check facebook either. not that it makes much difference to most of you...

CRAB BATTLE!

monster candy_056

2009-07-30T01:00:00.001-07:00

monster candy_055

2009-07-24T01:04:00.001-07:00

finally have photoshop! rejoice!

excuses? maybe?

2009-07-22T00:57:00.001-07:00

ok... so i dont know what that's about at all. any ideas?

monster candy_054

2009-07-17T05:26:00.001-07:00

excuses_007

2009-07-14T21:27:00.000-07:00

excuses_006

2009-07-10T08:09:00.000-07:00

GET!

2009-07-06T20:16:00.000-07:00

currently in taiwan. updates may be a little later than usual. maybe. FYI!

k thanks bye.

monster candy_053

2009-07-02T22:36:00.001-07:00

monster candy_052

2009-06-30T20:56:00.000-07:00

monster candy_051

2009-06-25T21:00:00.000-07:00

monster candy_050

2009-06-23T18:59:00.001-07:00

wolf boy_006

2009-06-18T20:06:00.001-07:00

monster candy_049

2009-06-16T16:43:00.000-07:00

monster candy_048

2009-06-11T19:25:00.000-07:00

wolf boy_005

2009-06-09T20:57:00.001-07:00

monster candy_047

2009-06-07T21:11:00.000-07:00

monster candy_046

2009-06-04T22:18:00.001-07:00

tron.

2009-06-03T13:20:00.000-07:00

btw, thanks for your patience. i have been late so many times lately, i will make up for it by making this a 3 update week. woo!

yo.

2009-06-02T20:24:00.001-07:00

gonna be late. just so ya know... :(

excuses_005

2009-05-28T22:21:00.001-07:00

wolf boy_004

2009-05-26T20:03:00.001-07:00

monster candy_045

2009-05-21T18:03:00.000-07:00

monster candy_044

2009-05-19T22:10:00.000-07:00

wolf boy_003

2009-05-14T13:25:00.000-07:00

monster candy_043

2009-05-12T21:43:00.001-07:00

monster candy_042

2009-05-07T19:17:00.000-07:00

monster candy_041

2009-05-06T00:59:00.001-07:00

i apologize for the lateness. on another note... weak ass coloring or no color, which do you prefer?

monster candy_040

2009-04-30T21:28:00.001-07:00

wolf boy_001 & 002

2009-04-28T21:48:00.000-07:00

old comic. thought id move it here.

new comic.

monster candy_039

2009-04-23T23:02:00.000-07:00

monster candy_038

2009-04-22T19:36:00.000-07:00

excuses_004

2009-04-21T16:35:00.000-07:00

monster candy_037

2009-04-16T21:00:00.000-07:00

monster candy_036

2009-04-14T11:41:00.000-07:00

monster candy_035

2009-04-10T00:37:00.000-07:00

monster candy_034

2009-04-08T10:41:00.001-07:00

monster candy_033

2009-04-02T18:31:00.001-07:00

monster candy_032

2009-03-31T21:18:00.001-07:00

final fantasy vii: how i remember it_001

2009-03-30T17:23:00.000-07:00

monster candy_031

2009-03-26T15:18:00.001-07:00

monster candy_030

2009-03-24T16:27:00.000-07:00

monster candy_029

2009-03-19T18:09:00.000-07:00

monster candy_028

2009-03-17T15:15:00.000-07:00

monster candy_027

2009-03-12T17:11:00.001-07:00

monster candy_026

2009-03-10T22:02:00.000-07:00

monster candy_025

2009-03-08T19:37:00.000-07:00

excuses_003

2009-03-05T21:00:00.001-08:00

monster candy_024

2009-03-03T19:24:00.001-08:00

monster candy_023

2009-02-26T21:42:00.001-08:00

monster candy_022

2009-02-24T11:34:00.000-08:00

monster candy_021

2009-02-22T14:40:00.000-08:00

monster candy_020

2009-02-19T18:46:00.000-08:00

monster candy_019

2009-02-17T14:52:00.000-08:00

monster candy_018

2009-02-12T12:19:00.000-08:00

monster candy_017

2009-02-10T12:54:00.000-08:00